As we approach the last quarter of the semester, Whitney Young’s seniors are reporting severe cases of senioritis. Senioritis, an interesting phenomenon known as “selective amnesia,” causes seniors to forget not just due dates and assignments, but their own names. The symptoms are as outrageous...

In the oftentimes chaotic world of high school social hierarchies, one archetype reigns supreme: the frat boy. Though traditionally a species found residing on the campuses of universities, its influence has trickled down to the halls of high schools around the country. And we here at The Bacon have...

Friday, April 12th marks the twentieth day of the CMU (Chicago Microwave Union) strike, the longest strike in CPS history, knocking out the 1987 strike under CTU President Jacqueline B. Vaughn. The Chicago Microwave Union has gone on strike due to less than desirable working conditions that have been...

The time is here. We have waited over 10 years for this moment. On December 4th, 2023, Rockstar Games dropped the first trailer for GTA VI. To nobody’s surprise, the trailer drew a lot of attention:more than 172 million views of attention. There are a lot of details about the game that have not been...

Imagine you're invited to someone's house for a little kickback: everyone’s already feeling it from the night before, Socrates has finally arrived and the flute girl has poured everybody some wine. Oh yeah, you’re about to get lit or whatever. And then—for the rest of the night—you… sit down...