Have you ever asked yourself a question that has no relevance to the quality of your life? Is our society so terribly lazy that we’re on edge for the next convenience driven product? Do you want something new? Now that I’ve asked three questions which gradually get more exciting, you’ll receive  an answer to all of them: the topic of this article as outlined by the title! This topic item is phenomenal in exactly three  somewhat varying ways. The first reason is why this topic is an answer to the first question of this article, it’s probably also the closest related to the title. The second reason (you guessed it) answers the second question, the one that isn’t quite the hook, but also has some appealing qualities. Not only those two reasons you literally just read, but also, it answers the third question from the opening of this paragraph. With a cheesy wrap-up, the next paragraph will go more into detail.

The reasons given in the previous paragraph are all true and can be proven with shallow research and statistics. Did you know that 67% of something that matters is a majority of 100%, that is relevant to the first reason you need this topic item, thus making the first reason have strong evidence. A person who has significance said, “A lot of very positive and constructive comments about the topic.” Clearly, this significant person speaks for a good majority of our society so we should take this into consideration. The third reason is impacted by political bias, but that’s okay because the author takes the same stance as the known audience, so it’s really just catering to predisposed beliefs. Another corny sentence to summarize this paragraph.

Now that you just read nearly three hundred words kissing up to an item that is nice to know about, but you could have lived without, here’s yet another summarizing sentence. Here, in order to fatten up this final paragraph, is another quick sentence reiterating the three reasons you should check out the item this article is focused on. So next time you’re wherever you’d find this product, point it out to your friend and say “hey, cool!” Finally, a sentence that alludes to something stated in the opening paragraph.