Kenner formally enters Presidential race

Rachel Brown, Student Life Editor

Principal Joyce Kenner has announced a “Campaign of Champions” late last month in November. This is the official announcement of Kenner’s run for Presidential office for the 2016 election. This is her first campaign, but as the name suggests, she is fairly confident she will win and be the next President of the United States.

Kenner’s initiatives include new bathrooms and science classrooms for WY. There has been no public statement on Kenner’s stance on energy policy, military action, the economy, or anything relating to the United States. The only known actions Kenner will be taking are the improvements to WY and promoting the documentary filmed in WY last year, as of now.

“I don’t really know what Dr. Kenner stands for as a political figure, but she named her campaign the ‘Campaign of Champions’ which means she believes in herself, so I guess I do too,” states Sophia Catania ‘15.

Kenner has no history in the government, but she has been the principal at WY for many years. The supervision she has demonstrated in the school with the students make her an ideal candidate for running an entire country.